How have I gone this long without bringing in the roundhouse master? If there is anyone out there who's cult status has made him mightier than a diety, it is Chuck Norris. Legen - wait for it ...dary.

Good fists, good facts

Plus this brings in the first time someone's been nice to you here.  You're welcome.  Here's your prize:

• Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that "Chuck Norris is too old and past his best". He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
• Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter
• Nostradamus predicted that Chuck Norris would get allergic to dust by 2012. That explains everything.
• Chuck Norris is always on time...yet somehow arrives fashionably late. 
• Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

See the full list @:  Chuck Norris Facts Plus, here you can even buy a custom Chuck Norris t-shirt.  I got mine, it lets the world know: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.