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Plus this brings in the first time someone's been nice to you here. You're welcome. Here's your prize:
- Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that "Chuck Norris is too old and past his best". He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
- Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter
- Nostradamus predicted that Chuck Norris would get allergic to dust by 2012. That explains everything.
- Chuck Norris is always on time...yet somehow arrives fashionably late.
- Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
See the full list @: Chuck Norris Facts Plus, here you can even buy a custom Chuck Norris t-shirt. I got mine, it lets the world know: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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